1. They asked me so that I would armor the place on the aircraft in passage, since in window hair can be tattered from the wind?
2. I obtained demand from the woman, who wanted to fly into Capetown. it only began to explain with it about the length of voyage and the certified requirements, as it interrupted me: I do not try to force you to appear foolish, but Capetown is located in the state of Massachusetts?. In order not to force it to appear foolish, I quietly explained: is located in the state of Massachusetts, and Capetown is located in Africa? His answer was... Tu-tuuuu.
3. I rang person, infuriated by the trip in g. Orlando, the state of Florida, which we to it organized. I asked its, in what matter. He said that it expected room with the view of ocean. I tried to explain that this is impossible, since Orlando is located in the middle of state. He answered: Don't lie to me. I looked at the map, and Florida - very thin state?.
4. I obtained demand from the man, who asked: whether to see England from Canada?? I answered: I answered "no". He said: but they are so closely spaced on the map!?
5. Another person rang and asked, he could lease automobile in Dallas. When I looked his order, then it noted that he has hour stoppage in Dallas.4 it asked, why he wants to lease automobile, and it answered: he heard, that in Dallas very large airport, and I need automobile in order to save time between the transplantations?
6. Rang one dear lady. She wanted to learn, as this possibly that her voyage from Detroit flies out into 08:20, and it arrives flying to Chicago into 08:33.I tried to explain that the state of Michigan for the hour in front of the state of Illinois, but it could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally he said that the aircraft flies very-very rapidly, and she believed into this!